FUCK YOU ,MAN ! (Muhammad Azim)

Okay Okay,

nak tau knpe sy bengang sgt ngan mamat nihh,

sbb mulut die takde insurans + tbe2 na mental !

There's a S*** boy, name given MUHAMMAD AZIM,

I dont know him at all !

He's not my friend !

The story was begin....

when I was happily chatting with Ajik,

after a few minutes,

There's a F****** boy send me IM !

*CHAT TIME*



He said: syg..

I said: hah! spe syg? ka silap org nihh! sesat ke?



He said: eh! tak sesatla, btolla nie. knpe tak blh ke?

I said: Ohh..



He said: nme ap?

I said: nme? tgok ah sndiri! ta nmpak ke? !



He said: blur laa, Siti Gosh? ank Bush ke?

I said: hah? mereng ke?



He said: nme pnoh cpatla, cpatla! cpatla!

I said: perlu ke?



He said: logiklah perlu sbb kte kan nak khwin

I said: Ohhh, ak rse ak da khwin, tgok ah status!



He said: da tau, ala cpatla bg nme pnoh!

I said: pape je laa! erghh!



He said: bg nom fone! cpatla! nak off da nihh!

I said: Ta bole! bf marah.



He said: ala, kalu tak bg tau die mne die nak mrh, cpatlah!

I said: Tak semudah tuhh! na watpe ngan nom tuhh?



He said: ala,bg je! nak tmbah knalan

I said: Ohh, amek nom bf sy lahh, bole tmbh knlan jgak!



He said: nak tmbah knlan pmpuan

I said: Ohh, nom mak sy lahh, tmbah knlan pmpuan,ok?



He said: cpatlahh! nak off da nie!



*AKU MALAS DAH NA CHAT NGAN MAMAT TA RETI BAHASA MELAYU NIHH*



Then, I continue chat with Ajik happily,

mse chat ngan mamat nihh pon aku tetap chat ngan Ajik.



Then, msuk la IM b'tubi-tubi dr mamat tuhh!

aku pn tgokla,



He said: ang ingt ang cantik sgt ah! ang ingat ang bgos sgt! ang tak pyh nak b'lagak lah!

aku nie hensem! rmai yg nak knl ngan aku! tp ang lgsung tak nk kenal!

takpe2! ang ingat aku ta tau umah ang! aku dtg n ***** ang bru tau!



*DALAM KEADAAN SERAM SEJUK*



Ape ke S*** mamat nihh!

S*** ! B**** ! F*** ! B****** !

WANTED !!!

p/s: Hensem ke? gmba nihh bole lahh sbb ad lightning+blur ag! Kalu tgok btol2 mmg @#%*

lahh! cbe lahh add mamat nihh di Facebook, search : Muhammad Azim.